JENN!

I love you Grandma.

Fuck assholes in cars who think it's funny to slam your brakes and open your door on a bunch of kids on bikes.

Fuck assholes on fucking tall bikes who think that THEM falling on top of ME is somehow my fault.

Fuck.

Well, I saw Morrissey tonight.

I can't really express how I feel. Uh, yeah I don't know.

He was wonderful. I expected so much, and it exceeded.

Hopefully it won't be the last time.

So I think this is probably the most exciting thing I have ever posted in here. (And I've had this thing since 10th grade.)

I am going to see Morrissey when he comes here.

Fuck yes.

OKAYUPDATE!

Hay guess wut?

My moped don't work.

Boo.

END>!

Okay so I got my moped running straight. Shit is tight, I'm so excited. I still need to tweak it here and there, but nothing compared to it not running FOREVER!

I'm ready to move on to my next moped. I NEED A MAGNUM!@ That would be so sexy.

That is all.

Okay well first off, I'm drunk.

I went to my friend's first show at the Triple tonight. It was tons of fun and dancing!

Tat's it, thjanks.

I believe it was best said today as: "You've had your blinders on for way too long."

Geez, when your perception of someone is exactly opposite of their true character it kind of blows your fucking mind.

Oh well, better now than later.

So I did something really dangerous just now.

I watched the new 90210. :O

Okay so I was looking through my friend's entries and I point my mouse over my myspace link. You know how a snap preview pops up. Well it shows my myspace with my name, age, and location. Then at the bottom it has some words/links that I guess are supposed to be associated with me. They are as follows: mopeds, richmond virginia, trashy, flash player, JENN, mobsters.

Snap preview thinks I'm trashy? :(

Let's see, what have I been doing.

Well, I'm done babysitting. So now it's just Shockoe.

I got completely hammmmUrrred last night at Mike's party, and then went to work still drunk this morning.

END.

Leaving for Baltimore tomorrow. I'm excited.

My dad's birthday is today! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY!

I took him to NY Deli, it was nice.

On Friday Philip and I did the "Speaking With Spokes" ride and we're going to be in Brick. Cool, huh?

Only a few days until Otakon, I can't wait. I haven't had any sort of vacation yet. Also Lori gave me a gift certificate to The Melting Pot for my birthday, so we're going to use it up there. It's 100freakingdollars worth of food!

This summer has gone by so fast. I was really worried as to whether or not I would have to find a new job once September rolled around. Bob assured me I would be able to get full time hours at Shockoe, so that's a relief. (He also gave me a gift certificate to Plan 9 for my Birthday!)

My entries have a really weird flow to them, I need to fix that.

So today is my burfday.

Last night I went to Ipanema to get my drink on, that was successful.

Today I enjoyed sleeping in and then Steven invited us to go see the new Mummy with him. (He had advanced screening passes.) Bad movie.

WOO 22!

OH! And there is a new trailer for Harry Potter: HBP! Not a teaser trailer either!

I don't think I actually made a post stating that I work at Shockoe Espresso again. Well I do, and it's good.

I'm going to Otakon in August, looking forward to that.

Erin and I went to Diversity today, then we drove by an awesome yard sale. I got some deliciously tacky shoes. They are rad.

“I think Jesse Jackson, he’s the biggest player hater. His time is up. All you old niggas, time is up. We heard your voice, we saw your marching, we heard your sermons. We don’t wanna hear that shit no more. It’s a new day. It’s a new voice. I’m here now. We don’t need Jesse; I’m here. I got this. We got Barack, we got David Banners and Young Jeezys. We’re the voice now. It’s no more Jesse. Sorry. Goodbye. You ain’t helping nobody in the ‘hood. That’s the bottom line. Goodbye, Jesse. Bye!”

That's Nas in response to Jesse Jackson wanting to cut Obama's nuts off.

I found this really funny.

YOUNG JEEZY 2012!!!!1

Today Philip and I met up with Steven and got lunch. Then we went to a plum tree and ate plums. Then we went to a fig tree and ate figs.

It was fun.

Okay so I heard about some Filipino dude becoming the lead singer of Journey a while ago. I was like whatevs, Steve Perry<3 Forever!

Well I saw a clip of this Arnel Pineda, and I was like WTF I didn't know Steve Perry turned into a young asian man. Jesus Christ.

Awesome.

By the way, today Philip and I have been together for 5 years.

Yay us.

Dear M. Night Shyamalan,

I have enjoyed all of your movies, I have stood up for you when others had given up. Well, I saw 'The Happening' today.

Shame on you. Shame. On. You.

Sincerely,
Jennifer